Porn For Women

I have decided on a new career direction…I am going to get a job as a make up artist on a male calendar shoot…

Talking Vibrator
The “Audio-enhanced sexual vibrator”, described by it’s inventor as “A hand-held sexual vibrator including a vibrating mechanism and an audio signal processor for recording and playing back personalized messages, before or after sexual interplay, for enhanced aural stimulation”, was registered at the US patent office in 1997.

Obviously a lot of thought has gone into producing this technical marvel, and the mind boggles at the possibilities…

Think of all of the times you have been in the throes of passion, only to remember you ran out of sugar…simply press the record button and leave yourself a memo.

Having sex with the secretary? Kill two birds with one stone by dictating some business letters while you are bonking.

Like to fuck to your favorite song? This nifty gadget doubles as an ipod, and you can really feel the music.

Swotting for exams? Record all the facts and figures onto your portable plunger and play it back as you go (or come)…

Here is some classic Chippendale Male Stripper action. Whilst happy to admit these guys are HOT!!, I find it a little disconcerting to see half a dozen naked males dancing around on stage together, especially when they start writhing their hips and rubbing their bits.

For some hilarious male stripper action, check out these movie clips from
For The Girls here

An iguana called Mozart, who has had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago, may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside. But, even if amputation is necessary, the future is not entirely bleak – the lizards have two penises.

A Thai spa has agreed to re-model its penis-shaped fence into lotus flowers after it offended neighbours, a government official said on Monday.The Sappaya Spa, located near the entrance of a small village and near a beach on the southern tourist island of Phuket, upset locals this month when builders erected the 18 Hindu Shiva Lingas around the property.
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These pics arrived in my inbox today and put a smile on my face (which is no easy task after 6 weeks of kids on school vacation). I’m sure they have probably been floating around the net for quite a while, but in case you haven’t seen them yet (and I hadn’t), I am sure you will get a giggle out of them as I did …

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Imagine peeking in on a gorgeous guy who thinks he’s alone…
He’s naked, and his cock is hard. His hand wanders to his groin, and before long, he’s stroking that hard dick with expertise.

His eyes are closed… he’s in ecstasy…

If you LOVE the idea of watching guys masturbate, you’ll LOVE For The Girls.
Amazing male masturbation galleries and movies, plus thousands of hardcore couples and an entire women’s magazine!
Click here to see hot men jerking off!

“I’m a terrible lover. I’ve actually given a woman an anti-climax.” Scott Roeben

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” Billy Crystal

“Men get laid, but women get screwed.” Quentin Crisp

“My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.” Erica Jong

There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.” Billy Joel

“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.” Sharon Stone

“The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.” Gloria Leonard

“You know that look women get when they want sex? ME Neither.” Steve Martin

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.” President Bill Clinton

“God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.” Robin Williams

Welcome to my blog. Not only is this my first post, it is also my first ever blog, so I suspect that it will be a case of trial and error until I work this whole blogging process out. In the meantime I will do my best to keep you informed of what’s hot for women and where to find it.

For now, I will leave you with an excerpt from a review of my favorite Porn Site for Women, ‘For The Girls’

“This site is a sex-positive, feminist, and out and out hot porn site and hip online webzine aimed at heterosexual women. The true genius of ‘For The Girls’ is that it dares to approach female sexuality in a sophisticated way without trying to remove any of the heat or humor. Intelligent, empowering, beautiful, and very sexy!” – Vamp

Click Here to Visit For The Girls